জকস জকস (হাসতেই হবে) ১৮ ++++

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**** Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe.

Bachchu : Keno ?

Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar !

*** Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche.

Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant !

Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na!


***Mallika Sehrawat Baba Raamdeb ke jigges korlo : Ami chaan karar samay kee lagabo jate amar Jouban surakshita thake ?


Baba bollo:


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Bathroom -er darjaa !

***Bus-e sahajatri Ronny -ke : Public apanaake dhore petalo keno ?

Ronny : Arre Kichchu naa. Bus -e amar passport photo pore gechhlio. Ami sudhu bollam, Madam apnar sari -ta tulun ami photo tulbo !


********************Ronny Phul-shajyar ghar theke beriyeche. Bondhura bollo : Boss, 3 din dhore Phul-shajya ?

R: Hatachchara, aage bol, Vaseline -er jaygaay Favicol ke rekhechhlio


****Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi

Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi

Ami boli:

Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro,

Agar dard nahi, to mard nahi !


***Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo :

Good night , 3 bachchar maa.

Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !


***Baba : Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti, bhagyaboti.



Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon se Garbhaboti !


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